Robert48
Cookeville, Tennessee
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You Know You Live in a Small Town When...
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's
combine.
The local phone book has only one yellow page.
Third Street is on the edge of town.
You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe,
and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the
same chair.
You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're
going anyway.
No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor
is being varnished.
You call a wrong number and are supplied with the correct
one.
Everyone knows all the news before it's published; residents
read the hometown paper just to see whether the publisher
got it right.
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rvnutts
Hampton, Arkansas
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OK, I called the wrong number and ended up talking for 10 minutes!
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2005 Chevy Silverado Diesel Crewcab 3/4 Ton
07 Outback Sydney Edition 32FRLDS
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Engineer9860
Eagle Scout dad
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The city limit sign on the east side of town, and the city limit sign on the west side of town are on the same post.
2002 Chevy 2500HD 4x4 8.1/ZF6sp RC/LB 
2001 Chevy 2500HD 4x4 6.0/4L85E EC/SB
1997 Chevy Blazer 4x4
1994 Chevy K-2500 4x4 C6P 5.7/4L80E
1979 Chevy K-30 4x4 4sp 4.10
1977 Chevy K-30 4x4 4sp 4.10 454
"The Queen of the Skies"
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PotKorn
St. Louis, MO
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The town is too small to have a town drunk, so everyone takes turns.
You see a dog on Main Street, and you know not only whose dog it is but also its name.
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mowermech
Billings, MT
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There is no "Third Street" or "Main Street", there is only "The Highway", and "the street by the drug store" or "the street by the Mobil Station" or "the street by the Dam Town Tavern" or...
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'94 Dodge 3500 4X2 CTD, 5 speed, 4.10 LS diff., Jacobs Rambrake, 274,000 Miles
'99 Monaco McKenzie 32' triple slide
'95 Tioga 29H Ford-based Class C
Daily driver: '08 Subaru Outback
Towed: '06 Jeep Rubicon Unlimited/Load Trail 16' flatbed
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gstanton
Oakland, MD and Tierra Verde, FL
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A traffic jam is 3 cars behind a school bus - and one or more of them are the teachers.
Dusty & Lindsay
Sadie the "Lassie" type Collie -13 yrs.
Maggie the Golden Retriever - 1 yr.
Oakland Maryland and Tierra Verde, FL
Our 3rd TT is an '02 26' Nomad Scout
Ford F150
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ratherBcampin
Nice, CALIFORNIA 95464 And DANG proud of it!
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The mailman, judge, Doctor, and gas station attendant are all the same person!
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Operation Tango Mike
If you can't stand behind our troops.....Then stand in FRONT of them!
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ratherBcampin
Nice, CALIFORNIA 95464 And DANG proud of it!
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If you are second in line at the post office, it's the dead line to mail out your gifts so they arrive to their destination before Christmas Eve......(Really is like that where I get my mail...I always tease the clerks about being lonelier than the maytag repairman)!
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Mrs. Mik
Abbotsford, Wisconsin
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Around here, you can tell the change of seasons by when the farmers are spreading manure on their fields! Spring and fall . . . gotta love the odor! LOL
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PotKorn
St. Louis, MO
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The golf course at the local country club has nine holes and sand "greens."
You've been in 4-H, or at least know what the 4 H's mean.
The football coach suggested that you put up hay for the summer to gain strength.
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