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chuckster11

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Posted: 10/31/09 11:16am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Yeah, I usually just stay in the recliner and watch television until she comes back. She always does--wouldn't ask her any "probing" questions if I were you.
Nine times out of ten, the aliens ask Grandma to take them out for ice cream after the movie.

javaseuf

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Posted: 10/31/09 12:58pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

I guess I would call the National Enquire especially when she delivers that little green baby!!


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wa8yxm

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Posted: 11/01/09 12:46pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Well.. Now there are different answers depending on your opinion of your wife.

1: (loves wife) Pray for her safe return... Get a Mark 7 Alien Abductor Rifle guaranteed to stop any Alien abductor in his tracks... Cry

2: (no longer love wife) Pray they do not return her... PARTY TIME


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everymilesamemory

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Posted: 11/03/09 12:18am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Man, the replies to this photo have been great, you're all a bunch of comedians!!

Glad I could make a few of you chuckle


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Horsedoc

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Posted: 11/03/09 11:09am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

It would certainly help to speak Spanish in case they want to negotiate a fee for her return.

ridingfamily4

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Posted: 11/03/09 12:02pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Horsedoc wrote:

It would certainly help to speak Spanish in case they want to negotiate a fee for her return.


and here I was thinking Somalian...in case it was pirates

mgbogue1

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Posted: 11/03/09 12:19pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Crowe wrote:

Be happy she'll be living with an intelligent being!


I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there

bigred1cav

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Posted: 11/04/09 12:21pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Leave a very big tip and lots of Ressees Pieces.

Surfingfool

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Posted: 11/04/09 09:17pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

You only need to worry if she has been drinking fluorinated water.

The Greys think we taste better.

lobster

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Posted: 11/05/09 05:57am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

Live long and prosper!! did they take her all of her shoes too?


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