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Barb H

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Posted: 10/25/09 03:17pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

mowermech wrote:

Eenie, meenie, miny moe, how do you hear my radio?
Fee, Fi, fo, fum, loud and clear, with a little hum!

I know, it isn't a limerick, but it is SO CUTE!!
Yeah it's cute, but I liked your limerick better.

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robsouth wrote:

I don't know any "clean" limericks. Well, I only know one, and it ain't clean. Oh well.
I'm sure if you tried, you could clean it up.

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Posted: 10/25/09 05:39pm Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

There was an old man from Nantucket
who kept all of his change in a bucket
his daughter, named Nan, ran off with a man
as for the bucket, Nantucket


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There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But failed at the sport
For he wrote them too short




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Jarlaxle wrote:

There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But failed at the sport
For he wrote them too short

You must be the man from the sticks.

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I've been watching this thread for a while,
Hoping I'd get a chuckle or smile.
But between me and you,
There have been just a few,
When I thought there would be quite a pile.

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PotKorn wrote:

I've been watching this thread for a while,
Hoping I'd get a chuckle or smile.
But between me and you,
There have been just a few,
When I thought there would be quite a pile.
Potkorn, you're really talented. I like your limerick!

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Barb, I sent you a PM.....not on your buddy list...didn't go thru....Bob


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Fish 'n ' Grits wrote:

There was an old man from Nantucket
who kept all of his change in a bucket
his daughter, named Nan, ran off with a man
as for the bucket, Nantucket


He followed the pair through Nantucket
The girl the man and the bucket
he said to the man
you're welcome to Nan
but as for the bucket, pawtucket.


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Posted: 11/09/09 08:42am Link  |  Quote  |  Print  |  Notify Moderator

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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